Wednesday, February 24, 2010

ונהפוך הוא


Thanks mom for the link

Monday, February 22, 2010

פרשת תרומה

Did anyone else catch this?
In last weeks parsha, chapter 27, verse 9:
"מאה באמה ארך לפאה האחת"
"One hundred amos for one peah"
- I am trying, but I still have a long way to go.
(Interestingly enough, when I mentioned this to my mother she said that she noticed it as well.)

Sunday, February 21, 2010

An Episode


My Brother just came back with his friend from a day of snowboarding. When they walked into the house through the kitchen, my brother was holding some things and his friend was holding the snowboard. My, grandfather, who was sitting in the kitchen, saw them and asked: two people on one skateboard?

Bumper Shticker

This morning, as I was walking to my car in the parking lot of Bnei Yeshurun in Teaneck, I noticed a certain bumper sticker on a van which said: "School is open, drive carefully."
Now, does he remove that sticker in June?

Thursday, February 18, 2010

Funny Enough


The other week I got a ride to Teaneck with a friend of mine and I noticed on the highway that he was driving very fast. He was in the left lane and everyone would move to the middle lane as he crept up on them.
Today I saw him on the computer and I asked him: "You doing work?"
"No, I have to register for a defensive driving course."
"You got like a ticket or something?"
"I got three. I've got to take this course or pay five hundred bones. There's no way that I'm doing that."
So, there you have it. I guess I am not the only one who thinks that he drives too fast.

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Ink Jet Cartridges


I have noticed before and did so today as well, that there is a recycling initiative to recycle ink jet cartridges. Today, when i noticed the green box I looked inside to see if anyone actually put anything in the box; it was empty.

Who has ink jet cartridges? Out of all things to recycle, why choose ink jet cartridges?

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Rabbi Danielli


Does everybody know that Gaby Danielli is now teaching a class in IBC?

Yeah, that's funny.

The class has one person in it and they meet in the Morg lounge.

Pretty funny.
 
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